This Is Not a Love Song

I oh-so-brilliantly dropped my razor in the shower today right when I pulled the hair catcher from the drain, and the razor head split from the body, and it all was comically timed so that the blades went right down the drain.

Aiyah.

So now I have to figure out what to do to get the damn thing back out. Gum on the end of a flexible stick? I don't even know.